Star Candy

A candy meteor shower~

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broccolisoup:

“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”

Still the cutest video on the internet.

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caspiav:

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digatisdi:

Quite possibly my favourite thing ever from Japan.

lost all my shit

Is she…  is she rubbing his dick with her foot?

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aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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anachronistique:

#based on sherlock fandom’s reaction i’m envisioning this ringing through the streets of london #’AMERICAN SHERLOCK USES GOOGLE’ #people in every home exclaim ‘GOOGLE DID YOU SAY???’ #a man drinking his tea breaks his cup #a pageboy darting through the streets reaches a guard at the palace and nervously whispers the news in his ear #the guard gasps ‘oh mate the queen ain’t gonna like this’ #a couple of handlers argue outside the queen mother’s chambers #’we simply cannot inform her of this disaster’ #’my god brookes she has a right to know FOR ENGLAND’ #brookes takes a deep breath and enters #moments later a blood-curdling screen can be heard in every room of the palace #it reaches outside and ascends to outer space where it cracks a satellite

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man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

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